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I'm Maddie. My hobbies are the following: Tumblring, Colorguarding, Showering, Pooping, and a lil bit of singging!
My epic skills include: Being lazy, doing flips underwater, hiding dead bodies, making mac n cheese in a cup, and Using mad awesome pick-up lines!
If ya wanna know more of my sexy crazy life or just need someone to vent to, you can just beep me a question. c:

I am terrified of going prom dress shopping………

popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

mommahootowl:

My daughter is not one for flowers, so when she came back from her semester abroad in England, I greeted her with a bouquet of kittens.

mommahootowl:

My daughter is not one for flowers, so when she came back from her semester abroad in England, I greeted her with a bouquet of kittens.

needsmoresnipers:

pricklylegs:

sirmicdoodle:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

doing this

Don`t do this when you`re shitfaced.

I wanna do this so bad!

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

death-by-lulz:

emotsye:

HE MET BILL MURRAY

theladyregret:

thewisepickle:

also a great way to punish the unknown break room thief at work.

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

mathsturbation:

what if instead of laughing people just screamed ‘FUNNY’ repeatedly