I'm a tree in a never ending forest.

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

(via iam-thebuttlord)

Notes
289385
Posted
1 day ago

ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

(Source: videogrrl, via lucifer-falling)

Notes
141651
Posted
1 day ago

lucifersalterego:

weekendswithgoodfriends:

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

(via that-awkward-kid-youknow)

Notes
48663
Posted
1 day ago

jakemalik:

how to tie the strongest knot ever

step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket

step 2: wait 1 minute

(via lucifer-falling)

Notes
108580
Posted
1 day ago

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via iam-thebuttlord)

Notes
82270
Posted
1 day ago

naoyatodo:

quriosity:

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

my creation

(via spookylyshadynasty)

Notes
119079
Posted
1 day ago

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

(Source: goreflakes, via that-awkward-kid-youknow)

Notes
370924
Posted
6 days ago

loveyoulester:

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

Today I tried to hug one of my best friends (who is a guy) and he backed up and I fell

(Source: aiiimeeee, via that-awkward-kid-youknow)

Notes
469453
Posted
6 days ago

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

(via that-awkward-kid-youknow)

Notes
613764
Posted
6 days ago
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

(via that-awkward-kid-youknow)

Notes
275742
Posted
6 days ago

dajo42:

[pours water back and forth between beakers] im a sciencer

(via wholetjackdrive)

Notes
47849
Posted
6 days ago

disnerd:

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

(via adorable-kitten-princess)

Notes
481609
Posted
6 days ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter